May 24, 2020
When Xander Cage goes under cover for the US government, he must enlist the help of a teenage girl, a vagrant, a Wiccan and her boyfriend to stop a member of the Insane Clown Posse from figuring out how magnets work. Oh yes, it's the xXx-men: State of the Union with special guest magician Jon Armstrong...
May 8, 2020
When the ghost of Bruce Lee trains a teenager to karate chop Jean-Claude Van Damme while avoiding the wrath of the Insane Cake Posse, it's not even worth making up a fake movie description. Yep, it's No Retreat No Surrender, with special guest comedian Johnny Taylor!
Starring Ash Blodgett, Bret Eagleston, Samantha...
Apr 24, 2020
George the monkey is always running around getting into trouble with the mob, and it's up to the man in the yellow hat to save the day. That's right, we're watching Dick Tracy, starring toxic masculinity, John C Reilly, Al Capone, and Madonna.
Starring Ash Blodgett, Bret Eagleston, Samantha Willson, and Pat Edwards....
Apr 13, 2020
pauly shore must be stopped. Pauly Shore Must Be Stopped. PAULY SHORE. MUST. BE. STOPPED. God help us, we're watching Bio-Dome.
Starring Ash Blodgett, Bret Eagleston, Samantha Willson, and Pat Edwards. Guest Starring Adam Bash @theadambash
Mar 20, 2020
In Trent Reznor's techno-hellscape future, one muppet tries to prove his innocence and solve the mystery of The Strangers. That's right, we're watching The Dark Crystal with Nicholas Tecosky @nikotrotsky, host of Tender Bloodsport @TBloodsport, and narrator of Pat's book Space Tripping!
Starring Ash Blodgett, Bret...