Jun 3, 2018
How many times do you think they tried this thing, grabbing the chosen one from the Matrix? Every time, I bet Morpheus was like, "This is the one, I know it. He will be the one to save us all." and then they'd take the blue pill because, you know, that whole situation is just toooooo much. I mean, by like the third time, Morpheus would go "This is the..." and I'd interrupt and be like, no, don't you f*king say it. You have lost the privilege. I swear to god, if you say it again I will throw you out of the ship. Don't push me. Anyway, we're watching the Matrix! Sam is so excited!
Starring Nick Keller, Ash Blodgett, Bret Eagleston, and Samantha Willson